- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Chris is hairy

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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