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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Women's rights.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Japan

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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