- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

gingers

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

hey hey apple

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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