- Anti Joke

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead