What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

hey hey apple

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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