- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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