what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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