- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

the economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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