- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Pickles are powerful

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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