- Anti Joke

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

if you don't like this you're gay

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.