Waseem is a hard worker.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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