What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Turkeys are obese

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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