Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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