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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats green and slimy? green slim

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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