Stop. Seriously stop.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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so how about that irline food

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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