- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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