Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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