Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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