- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Your sex life.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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