- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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