- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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