why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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