why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What fires shots? A gun

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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