- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

justin beiber sucks

all the kids had fun

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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