- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's your guys names?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Where's my baby??

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

mikey is cute

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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