You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's the difference between a duck?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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