What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Then none of us want to be right.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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