- Anti Joke

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

i committed murder

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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