- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Dislike this.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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