Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

I have read the terms and conditions

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Granny porn!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

it was all Tagart

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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