Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Heskey time.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Skinny people fart less.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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