- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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