What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Gay republicans

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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