What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Anti Joke

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