- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

The Colts this year.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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