- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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