- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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