- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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