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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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KILL WHITEY

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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