Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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penis

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A seal walks into a club.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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