- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

420 Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.