Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Feminism.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

who is not good looking? mon morello

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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