- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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