- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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