- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

I'm Coming

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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