- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Fine, ladies first.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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