what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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i committed murder

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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