Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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