- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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