- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Ask me if im a tree? No

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A man walks into a bar

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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