- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Ask me if im a tree? No

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

boobs!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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