silver bullet?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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