- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A man walks into a bar

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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