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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Black people.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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