Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Set up Punch line.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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