- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

The Princess is in another castle

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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