Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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