why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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