- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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