- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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