Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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