What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Ain't idn't a word.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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