- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

all the kids had fun

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

No antijoke here.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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