Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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